Constantly Curing Cancer

Inside each of your subscribers is something malignant… rotting away inside them… causing them to suffer untold amounts of pain.

A cancer.

I’m not talking about the kind of ailment that claims the lives of countless people each year.

I’m talking about the kind of “cancer” that eats away at your soul when you have a problem you desperately need solved…Now!

Maybe your “cancer” is trying to drive a golf ball without that damned wicked slice every time…

Maybe it’s trying to find the love of your life, so you can ride off into the sunset on a white stallion with someone who truly fulfills you and live “happily ever after”…

More likely, it’s the Quixotic quest for insider secrets that whip up a buying frenzy each email you send to your audience (so you can finally achieve the respectable bank account you deserve)…

Every subscriber is suffering from a form of “cancer” gnawing away at them.

You have the cure they need…

You can put an end to all of their suffering…

You hold the responsibility to sell them antidote to their agonizing affliction…

Are you so brazen as to not offer the remedy every opportunity you get?

Your audience is “dying” to get their hands on it.

It’s your duty to deliver it up to them in your every email communication…even if it’s only quick mention to your product or service…or a request to hit you back in your inbox.

When it comes to your email marketing pains, I don’t yet have the proper diagnosis… but I sure as shit would love to find out and help ease your suffering.

If you’re ready for some relief from your pain, how about we have an initial 30 minute consultation?

I think that should be good for me to properly diagnose your “cancer”…

…And even write you up a custom prescription guaranteed to push you into “remission”.

Schedule your consultation with me now

Your Check is in the e-Mail!

Nick Quick
Your Email Go-To Guy

P.S. After you schedule your consultation with me, I want you to immediately offer your product or service to your subscribers.

They’re literally dying to receive the cure!

Singing The Praises Of List Demolition

When talking about email marketing there’s always a whole lotta jibber-jabber about List Building.

With good reason, too.

Building a list filled with responsive subscribers is absolutely crucial to your business.

I may go so far as to say it’s the most critical factor in pulling down wicked stacks of cash…but I suppose I may be just a smidge biased.

However, what doesn’t get talked about enough is List Demolition… Allow me a moment to to sing my praises to it.

In fact, I’d also like to tip my hat to HubSpot, who recently published how they just deleted nearly 50% of their subscriber base. I’m talking 250,000 subscribers instantly deleted!

Good on you, HubSpot!

Maybe you’re thinking to yourself, “That’s INSANE! Why would they just delete so many potential prospects!?”

Well, you probably haven’t given much consideration to the deadly impact of Graymail.

What’s that? Not sure what Graymail is?

Think of Graymail as Spam’s risk-taking but semi-law-abiding twin. Technically they’ve opted into your list but they no longer want to hear from you (that is, in fact, if they ever actually intended to read your stuff in the first place).

What’s the big deal about Graymail?

These non-engagers are actually destroying your chances of landing in the inbox of those who DO want to hear and buy from you.

The more contacts you have that could be considered Graymail subscribers, the more likely your message has purchased a one-way ticket to the spam bin of a subscriber who does want to hear what you have to say.

What should you do… Simply boot Graymail subscribers off your list?

I suppose that’s one solution.

But why not employ something better?

I just so happen to have something like that hanging out in my back pocket. I call it “The Lazarus Sequence” and it’s designed to resurrect your dying contacts (or put a tombstone on them forever).

They either engage with you… or they are banished…

And here’s something to get excited about… If you’re using a platform like ActiveCampaign, OntraPort, or InfusionSoft you can put The Lazarus Sequence on autopilot and never have to think about it ever again.

It automatically cleans your list like a Roomba eliminating all the gunk from your filthy apartment floor.

(Not on one of those platforms? No worries…you can just do it manually every month or so…Easy Breezy!)

Oh, and I come bearing gifts…

As you know, at the moment, I’m booked to the rafters with clients and so I have jack to sell, I’d be more than happy to carve out 30 minutes or so from my day to get on the horn with you and explain the 9 emails you’ll need to pull The Lazarus Sequence off.

Want me to spoon feed you the secret sequence?

Book A Quick Chat With Me

I’d be delighted to share this share this in all it’s glorious detail with you as my way of saying thanks for reading  and engaging in my ramblings.

Your Check is in the e-Mail!

Nick Quick
Your Email Go-To Guy

PS…Another great way to get rid of Graymail is to be Consistently Engaging your subscribers with emails.

They’ll either engage and buy your goods and services (Win!)…

Or they’ll get the hell of your list by unsubscribing (Win!)…

And if they don’t do either of those two, The Lazarus Sequence will take care of them (Win!)…

You seriously can’t go wrong.

So let’s all sing the praises of List-Demolition…


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It’s a secret almost too embarrassing to admit but, yes, I’ll spill it…

It’s really small.

I’ve been marketing online for nearly 15 years and have always only been able to maintain a handful of a tiny lists of email subscribers.

You know what they say…

It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.

Well, at least that’s what people with small lists say, anyway. 😛

It’s true though…

I’d much rather wield a list of only 1,000 subscribers who genuinely want to hear what I have to say and were actively engaging with my communications than have 1 MILLION folks who couldn’t care less what I yammering about much less engage with me.

I’ll let you in on another little secret.

If you want a million subscribers, you can purchase them right now from shady websites who have scraped together millions and millions of legitimate email addresses.

It won’t even cost you that much.

You can purchase it right now, then you can brag to other marketers at your next marketing conference you about how BIG it is.

Sure, most of your emails are going straight to their spambin…

Sure, the few messages that slip through the spam filters actually inbox will likely be ignored…

Sure, you may even get a few people to respond to your message with “Who the hell are you? and why are you sending me this!??”

You might actually even make a couple random sales here and there.

This is exactly how spammers make their measly shekels.

Savvy email marketers, however, know better.

We know the money is NOT in the list…

The real money is in the relationship with the list.

If you nurture the relationship with genuinely interested people, your bank account will be more than satisfied with that tiny little list you’re wielding.

Your Check is in the e-Mail!

Nick Quick
Your Email Go-To Guy

P.S. My savvy team of email marketers are currently booked up with clients with lists ranging in size from a few thousand to those closing in on a million subscribers.

And those clients are absolutely thrilled with money we’re stacking for them so I am fairly certain they’ll be sticking with us for quite some time to come.

Which means…

Until I hire and train a few more email marketing virtuosos, I have nothing to sell you right now.

Literally, NOTHING.

That said, I would like to take some time to help you build a stronger relationship with your list…

Which might just help me build a stronger relationship with mine 😉

Here’s what I’m proposing…

I’d like to share 30 minutes with you over the phone or Skype so we can talk about your struggles and triumphs in building a tight bond with your list…no matter what the size is.

Sound like something you’d be interested in?

I know I am.

Let’s schedule our little virtual tête–à–tête, shall we?

Go here:

Schedule Your List Relationship Building Consultation Now

Let Me Stuff Your Pocket Full Of Cold Hard Cash, Huh?

Woah Nelly!

I wasn't expecting to write this message today because, well frankly…

I only posted a link to a (VERY) simple "Coming Soon" page here and there on the ol' GoogleTubez…

...Next thing I know, ambitious peeps like you are already bumrushing my inbox, eager to inject a "lethal dose" of cash into your business!

Perhaps you'd like to crank up your sales like a power jack at your local Grease Monkey...

Perhaps you'd like a guaranteed flow of dough flooding your bank account Sunday through Saturday…

Or perhaps you just want to save yourself all the time, hassle, and frustration that goes along with writing the right kind of high-converting emails that stuff your wallet so damned fat you can't possibly fit it in your back pocket… Like you were George Costanza or something...

These are all definitely possible when you do email marketing the right way!

I'm Nick Quick and I've been an email marketer for years… in some of the most competitive niches on the planet.

The way I do it gets people begging to whip out their wallets and buy whatever I happen to be peddling.

I pick good offers to promote, certainly… but I apply a lot of "tricks of the trade" to stick out like a fart in a packed elevator when you're casually skimming your emails.

That said, here's what you can expect from me: Daily, fun, informative, and actionable tips you can use to spike some serious sales for your biz.

Moreover, you can get a small taste of what I can do for you should we decide to work together.

If you're considering taking the plunge and want a head start before I fully launch the site...Why not head over to fill out my quick application form?

Schedule Your Consultation So We Can Start Pumping Cash Into Your Bank Account

I'll have a gander at it to see if we might be a good fit to work together. If so, we'll meet over the phone or Skype to discuss breaking open the gold coin-filled piggy bank sitting there in your list just dying to be discovered.

Ready to take the next step?

Schedule Your Consultation So We Can Start Pumping Cash Into Your Bank Account

Your Check is in the e-Mail!

Nick Quick
Your Go-To Email Guy

PS… In case you're wondering…

NO, I don't accept every application (more on that tomorrow!) and…

Yes, I'm (VERY) expensive!

But if I can uncover hidden profits you didn't realize were hiding right under your nose... well, the price will more than take care of itself.

In fact, when I put it like that, I'm technically 100% free when you consider my personal guarantee to you...

I promise you that I will toss you a big ol' bag of "free undiscovered money"… Money you wouldn't have had I not applied my years of experience writing neck-snapping email copy that compels people to stop, pay attention, and most importantly…To open up their wallets and BUY!

Want to milk MAXIMUM money from your email list?

I've got you covered:

Schedule Your Consultation So We Can Start Pumping Cash Into Your Bank Account

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